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Alexei Navalny

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 27, 2021
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United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.
"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"
by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009
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Navalny

Biggest Russian oppositioner who uploads his research on YouTube, founder of the Anti-Corruption Foundation and other affiliated companies.
1: Putin is such a dick to his country! Is there anyone that can save Russia?
2: Navalny, an absolute chad, can do this!
by shitass5 February 9, 2021
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naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button
Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!
by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011
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Naval

Girls genitals, pussy, twat, etc etc
"Damn that girl must have a sweet ass naval."

"I would like to see your naval"

in front of girls:

"Yo bro ima get me some naval tonight"
by DOPAM1NE September 14, 2009
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navalika

The most beautiful girl in the whole cosmos, an absolute angel and the person that Aphrodite has always really wanted to be while also being very smart and proficient at everything to the point that she's not the jack of all trades, she's the queen of em all.
"woah Gary, look at that girl! She looks like Navalika!"
by BigDaddyViv February 25, 2021
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Alexei Navalny

Unfairly jailed opposition leader from Russia. The Kremlin attempted to kill him but he survived. Also known as Captain Russia.
The E.U. will impose sanctions on Russian officials for the jailing of Alexei Navalny.
by VictorTrevor February 22, 2021
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