napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli
1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli
1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Example "Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."
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Get the napoli mug.A sex act in which the penis is inserted into one of the receiver's nostrils.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
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During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.
Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
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Get the Northern Nasal Spray mug.A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.
Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.
Andrew - Oh no, what's up?
Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.
Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.
Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
Andrew - Oh no, what's up?
Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.
Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.
Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
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by SJCWoor February 11, 2010
Get the Peruvian Nasal Fuel mug.What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
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Get the nasal tissue mug.A rare psychological disorder located on the obsessive compulsive spectrum whereas the sufferer is obsessed with all aspects and functions related to the nasopharynx.
Having experienced nasopharynphilia for most of his life, he owned many textbooks normally owned by physicians and medical students and had a knack for hanging out at hospitals and asking invasive questions of perfect strangers related to subjects like sore throats, allergies, cancer of the pharynx and such.
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