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napoli

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Example "Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."
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nasalsausage

A sex act in which the penis is inserted into one of the receiver's nostrils.

It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
I gave that bitch a nasalsausage. Bitches love nasalsausages.
by do it fgt  November 13, 2011
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Northern Nasal Spray

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.
Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009
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nasal tampon

A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.

Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.

Andrew - Oh no, what's up?

Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.

Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.

Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
by malarky2020 March 29, 2010
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Peruvian Nasal Fuel

You can say no! You don't have to get high, it's cool! But I got flake, blues, mdma and peruvian nasal fuel!
by SJCWoor February 11, 2010
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nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!
by Telephony August 26, 2015
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nasopharynphilia

A rare psychological disorder located on the obsessive compulsive spectrum whereas the sufferer is obsessed with all aspects and functions related to the nasopharynx.
Having experienced nasopharynphilia for most of his life, he owned many textbooks normally owned by physicians and medical students and had a knack for hanging out at hospitals and asking invasive questions of perfect strangers related to subjects like sore throats, allergies, cancer of the pharynx and such.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2021
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