My recent ex

FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT BITCH SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND DIED AND THEN SHE CAUGHT CANCER STUPID BITCH FUCK AND THEN A FUCKING PLANE CRASHED ON HER BITCH ASS AND THE PLANE WAS A BOMB AND THERE WAS A TERRORIST WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE CHAINSAW HAD A FUCKING GUN (horror movie sound plays) AND I RAN UP AND STARTED SHOOTING THAT BITCH *Starts crying* FUCKING BITCH MAN FUCK

Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex

You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER

by YRGkami June 10, 2019

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My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016

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My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016

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