Munk

Something you say too much when you hear it. The definition is a way of life. It is something you say if you get jump scared or if you are pissed and need to sound hard. But it is in no way shape or form disrespectful to munks. We love you

Ahhh you scared me you munk.
Jack you fucking munk piss of bitch.

by gguksthighs January 22, 2018

munk

(v) Commonly used within a circle of friends engaging in smoking a joint. To be munked is to be passed in the rotation due to choking, coughing or being too intoxicated to take another hit.
Can be used as a cutdown, a simple declarative or a command.

"Yo! I am so fucking faded right now ... munk me."

"That guy is a big pussy, he munked after only one rotation!"

-"Yo holmes take that shit!"
-"(Cough Cough Cough) Munk! (Cough Cough Cough)

by theKnuckler September 05, 2007

munk

A large fat man who can only move around in a wheelchair and goes to a school for retards.

Munk, stop stroking my arms

by cousin yalezy February 29, 2004

munk

To mess something up. Another word for "the f word"

I really don't want to munk this up.

I got into a car accident and now my hood is all munk'd up.

by Little Oral Annie January 28, 2009

munk

A cross between a munter and a mink, an unimaginably ugly person who not only dresses like a tramp, but also smells like one.

Oh my guiness, that Bev chick in our office is such a munter and dresses like the clothes were found in and OXFAM reject bin, surely she compliments both munters and minks and is therefore, a MUNK !

by P4D March 23, 2007

Munk

A large man who rolls round the gill stroking mens arms

Get that large freak away from me

by herdie December 13, 2003

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 04, 2013