munked

the act of being drunk, high, and tripping at the same time.

lets get behind the bleachers and get munked mah nigga so we can see dave and shit.

by dsfgshida January 19, 2008

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

Minket Minket

Means anything you want it to be , sex,punching someone , an item ,etc

Me and and shorty with the manager sister from Dunkin went in the room to go Minket minket

by Jkb231 June 26, 2022

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Monket

A monket is a alien parasite that infects humans and takes over there body, Monkets are usually overly positive to try to hide there bully like nature, they also are allergic to meat because there planet has no meat and they are made of a plant like substance. If you see a monket or someone who looks like they could be one run hide do anything you can to hide or expose them. Also keep a lookout for Esther Thurgood cause she is the monket Queen.

Run!! its a monket!

by DAB0I May 8, 2019

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004