muwked

When one gets absolutely wreck by an opposing player in a video game.

I was playing fortnite and I got fweaking muwked by a gamer named ChanceBTerrell the legendary gamer girl, or the green beaned fiend.

by Thiccdonkeh November 28, 2018

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

Munkey Licked

To be licked, against your will, by another.

Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.

by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

Monked

Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others

Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.

by Xeal January 14, 2004