fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.

hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.

by ilickballs March 19, 2023

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Mump

Mega lump

Rohan is such a Mump!

by Mumperoni August 24, 2022

mump

nigger

you acting like a mump

by grassfart December 8, 2021

mump

clitorus face

you lookin like a mump

by grassfart December 8, 2021

mump

Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast

Did you see Denise with that mump last night?

by daddystephens February 5, 2022

mumps

a disease that ridley high school carries around, very deadly to social society

bella: i’ve got the mumps
ava: that’s what you get for hanging out with ridley kids

by aaroy October 22, 2019