Muggle

A normal student who is not an athlete at a university.

(closely related to a Mudblood)

"Brett is a muggle because he is not an athlete, but is a part of a fraternity."

by qpacsluts April 22, 2011

muggle

muggling is dance where a boy dances behind a girl and "grinds" on her while she shakes her ass.

you ready to muggle at the dance tonight with some girls?

by islandchica345 June 10, 2011

muggling

The act of retrieving a corpse's innards and fecal matter by way of wrapping your lips around both orphaces while a friend jumps on the deads stomach

Come on guys I heard there was a triple fatality, the senior citizens bus wrecked, yall ready for some muggling.

by nate December 9, 2004

muggle

the harry potter version of the word nigger

hey what up my muggle

by nigger97 November 28, 2012

Muggle

A racial slur for non-magical people in the Harry Potter universe.

"Hermione is part Muggle because her father was not a Wizard."

by BongAvenger September 14, 2011

Muggles

A muggle is a desperate creature. It lacks the sexeual tools required to play on the same field as the rest of the creatures. A muggle is inadequate to the level where is has to pray on asexual slugs during their slumber.

Steven fears going outside due to the fear of rape by Muggles.
Frankie is a muggle and pees out out his due to no penis.
Micheal is a muggle and routinely masturbates oraly with tree bark for sexual pleasure.

by Memegod3032 March 8, 2018

Muggle

A person who doesn't know anything about harry potter, hasn't read the books or seen the movies.

I can't believe, she hasn't read the book or seen the movies! She's such a muggle.

by KEYS&SPICE November 17, 2017