muffintop

a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top

that dudes got a large muffintop.

he needs a larger shirt to cover that up

by bracezz February 15, 2009

muffintop

top of a penis.

i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.

by dsfsdag October 19, 2008

Muffinchop

The male version of MuffinBuns.

Guy that loves to play games and have fun, also loves to be cute and funny. Has a great personality.

I am still looking for my perfect Muffinchop.}

by ringding August 30, 2006

muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010

muffintopface

1. someone who is usually pretty annoying but for some reason is near and dear to your heart

2. Ryan Christopher Taylor

oh, you're such a little muffintopface

by littlechicken February 3, 2010

Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015

wiggly-muffintop

Slang for the male circumsised penis

how would you like it if he took his wiggly-muffintop and rammed your chocolate starfish?

by la flaminca rosa February 24, 2009