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musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends
i love my musketeers.
by lindsay June 1, 2003
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Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.
My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.
by brewdogg December 27, 2009
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The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P
by Gazz445 September 2, 2010
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The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.
Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020
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Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.
"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"
by Yang's Kitchen February 2, 2009
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muffineer

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.
Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!
by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010
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3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.
by Babby November 2, 2006
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