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Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt

What other word apart from twat come to Mind when the word miss brown comes to mind. She sucks of dogs of quavers and drinks so much piss she can only see things by using piss colour glasses.
Mrs brown the scruffy cunt ate all my dogs quavers and he didn’t even get a blowy

wasup wasup mrs. tasty

A term used for greeting your bitches, but can only be used if you are a Squishy
Wasup wasup mrs. Tasty!! Want to party in my pants??
wasup wasup mrs. tasty by squishy874 February 13, 2012

To Pull A Mrs. Blore

To erase or white out one's signature on a petition or other important document.
I'm regretting signing that petition of yours, I'm gonna have to pull a Mrs. Blore

The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang

A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.
Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? 

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

Mr. & Mrs. Together 

A couple who is married by fantasy, imagination, emotional connection, online dating and other non traditional hook ups with no obvious benefits or perks.
Mr. Together (lives in New York): Hey Baby
Mrs. Together (lives in Tennessee): Hey
Mr. Together (lives in New York): Call me
Mrs. Together (lives in Tennessee): Immediately calls

We have been "Mr. & Mrs. Together" for almost three months