monzies

a funny ass way to say money.

I'm all out of monzies.

by Fergrando March 10, 2008

metzie

A very fine boy who is really attractive and gets all the hot females and is very smart and likes to tell jokes and can make friends really fast.

Metzie is so finee

by Maadie November 20, 2017

Mozzie

>To use own male fluids to dress another man's hotdog.

An alternative to Cum, Jizz or Man Milk. Word derived off Mustard (given meaning).

Male 1: "Oh my god im boutta bust"
Male 2: "Yes, Mozzie me! Mozzie my hotdog"
Male 3: "Yes, give it the New York squiggly hotdog dressing..."

by elchapobutargentinian February 14, 2023

mozier

A legend; not afraid to tackle a lukewarm Pabst Blue Ribbon. A master of knowledge of random things. A courageous man known to befriend those who frequent the shart. Creator of the Awesome Sauce Thunder Dome. It is rumored that he once played poker with Kikkoman and beat him with 5 of a kind.

It is documented in the old testiment that a Mozier once defeated Chuck Norris in a karate battle

by Kikobeau April 17, 2015

mozzies

plural form of mozzy, meaning mosquitoes

Crikey! look at those mozzies! Their huge!

by head_check September 8, 2008

motzies

Short for Mozzarella Sticks. Usually enjoyed in a hot tub when not completely necessary to have.

Person A: Mommm!!!!! The Motzies!!!!!!! Where are they?!?! Everyone here wants motzies NOW!!!!!!
Everyone Else: No its ok, don't worry about it....
Person A: The Motzies monmm!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

by Nick C.W. May 24, 2008

mootzie

Can be a noun or a verb.

Noun: Something or someone who is cute beyond words! The person seeing this uber-cuteness often makes a high-pitched "PEEEEEE!" or "SQUEEEEE!" sound because he/she/it is just so damn cute!!

Verb: Refers to the act of being cute.

PEEEEEE! There's a mootzie on the fence (referring to a squirrel or some other super-cute animal).

My son, Adam is so mootzie!!

by nerdnik June 28, 2011