Kikobeau's definitions

mozier

A legend; not afraid to tackle a lukewarm Pabst Blue Ribbon. A master of knowledge of random things. A courageous man known to befriend those who frequent the shart. Creator of the Awesome Sauce Thunder Dome. It is rumored that he once played poker with Kikkoman and beat him with 5 of a kind.

It is documented in the old testiment that a Mozier once defeated Chuck Norris in a karate battle

by Kikobeau April 17, 2015