John Lennon's Moan

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

moanbook

An individual who constanly updates their facebook status with grief, disapointment, sorrow, grumpyness, sadness, distress or just general ranting.

had a crappy nights sleep,now on the way to work :(
Hates exams!
cant seem to do anything rite,im such a loser! lifes so hard :(
(moanbook)

by mezalong August 13, 2010

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011

Moan Rap

Hip-hop or Rap music that is melodically pleasing to the ears because it is punctuated by noises that resemble singing but are auto-tuned moans. The rapper YFN lucci is the perfecter of this genre, and it is amazing.

"Mane, I do moan rap, Ha ha haaaaaaw" YFN Lucci, "Key to the Street"
"Ahhhh oooooo ahhhh ooooooo" YFN Lucci "Too Much"

by tannymangino March 15, 2018

cha'moan

Exclamation of delight, in the style of Michael Jackson.

"We gonna hit the town tonight?"
"Cha'moan brother!"

by Bowg Trowg April 10, 2008

piss and moan

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

by Cliff96 June 27, 2005

modane

to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.

Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.

by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006