Moronism 

A way of living where only those things that you don't like can possibly be stupid, and anything you do must be right and therefor not stupid, no matter how idiotic and ridiculous it really is.
Moronism encompasses closed-mindedness, hipocrisy, racism, and ignorance, and usually a follower of Moronism shows at least two of the above.

If someone (let's say he's a white guy) tells it's wrong to marry someone of another race but secretly has a girlfriend who's black.

If someone opposes something for no reason, and even if someone proves him wrong 600 different ways he still won't even think of changing his mind.

Moronism by El Eduardo November 21, 2004

Morganism 

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

Morganism by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017

Mormons 

The term given to members of the various churches who follow the teachings of Joseph Smith, Jr. They are called this because Joseph Smith claimed to translate an ancient American record called "The Book of Mormon".

Many different Churches follow the the teachings of Joseph Smith, but most often the term "Mormons" is used to describe members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Sometimes it is also used to describe the members of "Break-off" Churches who still follow discontinued practices of the Original Church, such as polygamy, etc.

Those people are Mormons.

Mormons by jakelow November 14, 2009

Mormonic 

The act of being so stereotypically mormon that its moronic.

"That Mormon doesn't own a car, only a bike...thats mormonic."

Mormonic by Your King, Your all my bitches November 30, 2013

Mormonites 

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.

The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.

Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014

Stormin' Mormons

The term used for Christian Mormons that naturally attract attention and ruckus

Person One: "Why is that girl dancing in the hospital?"

Person Two: "Don't mind her, she's just a stormin' Mormon."

STORMIN' MORMONS

Stormin' Mormons by simplyno May 29, 2010

morganism 

Superior organism, the short form of 'more than an organism'. A shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many

Morgan is a morganism beyond compare

morganism by Morgan June 11, 2006