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moriyanu

A crazy and determined person who always wants to get his way. Also a talkative and likes to win an argument.
Moriyanu: I want to eat bread and dodo with ketchup.
by Olori epa March 18, 2017
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Morison

The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.
Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!
by Sexee April 21, 2018
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morimoto

One who baits his team mates.
I thought we were fighting together, but I took all the bullets because my team mate was being a morimoto.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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moriko

Moriko, a goddess of the airing dewy forest and mountains, surpassing Leo and Diana in beauty, no words can describe her. The feeling upon gazing at her is the ultimate truth.
by Kar'in Pur Torquere January 18, 2017
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moriori

An extinct race of native people that used to live in New Zealand.
The cause of their extinction was the arrival of the Maori. As soon as the Maori landed in NZ, their ferocious appetite for native speicies wiped out firstly, the moas (peaceful 3 metre tall native flightless birds).
Then the kiwis (another native flightless bird) neared extinction until the dormant cannibalism of the Maori kicked in.
The Maori realsied that Moriori were a far better game than the small meatless kiwi, so the Maori hunted down the Moriori, fed upon thir internal and sexual organs to grow bigger, stronger and blacker.
The poor Moriori were forced to flee their homeland to a remote island of Chattam.
This day, the Moriori cease to exist, but only in myths they are spoken of.
Moriori were eaten by the smelly Maori

The Maori maoried the Moriori man's penis and cooked it in the hangi

Fish n Chips are now the repacement of Moriori for the Maori
by The Wok April 9, 2008
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Moriori

Early inhabitants of New Zealand who were supplanted and eventually all but obliterated by Maori, through cannibalism and genocide.
A tall, peaceful, and very dark-skinned race of people, they are often listed as Polynesian, but in fact originated in South America.
They were superb gardeners who grew the kumara, or sweet potato, which was a native of their South American homeland, and taught its cultivation to the later arriving Maori.
What remains of their geneology survives today on the Chatham Islands, to where they were driven from the New Zealand mainland islands, and to where Maori pursued and attempted to annihilate them.
The Moriori predated Maori in inhabiting New Zealand, and are not the same people or part of the same racial grouping.
by Flash the Squirrel August 21, 2010
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moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!
"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"
by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014
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