Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.
Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*
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