moped

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

by Day January 19, 2006

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

MOOKED

Named after a well-known political strategist. It is the act of changing your original story and blame-shifting, pointing the finger, rolling on, cooperating, and or informing on a particular individual or individuals to save yourself from being prosecuted and or to get a better deal in your negotiations with the prosecutor. Another way of saying you snitched.

Submitted by @LanceMigliaccio

When the prosecutor offered him a deal in his prosecution he mooked.

by @LanceMigliaccio May 20, 2022

mopped

getting the fuck beat out of you; usually by a being of african american descent, nonetheless it could be a caucasian doing the mopping....used to describe the beating of an individual. sometimes people jeer comments during a mopping with trifling remarks such as, "mop, mop, mop, miggity mop, mopmopmopmopmop, miggity mop.)

Damn, dee dee nigga, wacked ass nigga got mopped. D'antwon, you c dhat nigga get dha mop.... daaaaamnn nigga got straight mopped.

by mopmanjones2 December 14, 2010

moped

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

by makelatackela June 11, 2006

mooted

When a cow gets muted and can no longer moo, especially when on a call.

"Hey Justin, you're mooted"
"Thanks dude, mooo"

by moogleoogle April 7, 2021