MOOCHER district

A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence

Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.

by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010

Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023

stoke moocher

A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.

"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."

by Kenz0r April 30, 2010

moobler

1)to be moob-like (slightly fat)
2)to have over sized moobs (man boobs)

'lose some weight you moobler'
'woah! check out that moobler!'
'i have an itch on my moobler'
'I'm a massive moobler'

by Harriet and Emma December 3, 2007

Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011

Moocher

1) Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.

2)A hobo who bugs someone for change

1)That hobo's a damn moocher.

2)If that moocher doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to kick his ass

by Jim-Bob May 2, 2003

Pet-moocher

A person who visits their friends and relatives residences to spend time, love and play with their pets (mostly cats and dogs), to avoid the responsibility of maintaining, walking, feeding and caring for pets of your own; hence having the best of both worlds. It's not uncommon for a pet-moocher to suggest getting one or more pets, to their friends and family members, they often visit.

My friend is such a pet-moocher! He saw this cute little kitten at the kennel and suggested that I take it in! I already have ten cats, and he's never helped me change the kitty litter, once. Ha!

by Spyderrr December 25, 2010