You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
by Fun1k November 28, 2011
Get the Awkward Moments Coffee mug.A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005
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The spanish translation of "a bruh moment". An instance of Jeff letting the world know of his name or an epic "what are those" beings expressed. Now that's an el hermano momentum. BRUH!
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Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.
Opposite of blonde moments
Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.
Opposite of blonde moments
by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013
Get the Einstein Moments mug.The measure of the difficulty to bring a moving body to a halt.
The momentum of the body is equal to the product of the mass and the velocity of that body:
p = mv (where p and v are vectors)
Where (SI units used):
p is the momentum in Newton seconds (Ns or sec Newtons, sN)
m is the mass of the body in kilograms (kg)
v is the velocity of the body in metres per second (ms^-1)
The momentum of the body is equal to the product of the mass and the velocity of that body:
p = mv (where p and v are vectors)
Where (SI units used):
p is the momentum in Newton seconds (Ns or sec Newtons, sN)
m is the mass of the body in kilograms (kg)
v is the velocity of the body in metres per second (ms^-1)
1. A truck coming towards you at 100 ms^-1 will be hard to stop with your body because it has a lot of momentum.
2. A tenis ball thrown at you at .5 ms^-1 will be pretty easy to stop with your face because it has little momentum.
2. A tenis ball thrown at you at .5 ms^-1 will be pretty easy to stop with your face because it has little momentum.
by White Razor December 15, 2008
Get the momentum mug.DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)
I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/
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