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moistake

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker
I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.
by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014
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moistmaker

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.
Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.
by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011
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Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .
That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!
by ryan April 17, 2003
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monstramental

Monstrously monumental
We power-towered dat girl last night, it was so monstramental we fist bumped after.
by Xavier Teets March 14, 2011
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S1_mosthated

Oh yeah you know that yute S1 he’s a battyman cuz homeless yute.

S1_mosthated
by _yng.lb<follow my ig August 7, 2019
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monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)
by Paul July 27, 2004
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Magistrate

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.
by Bagpuss August 15, 2003
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