monk 

David Raschke.

"Quiet, monk."

monk by JohnnyPoopooPants June 10, 2003

Monk 

A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol

"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"

Monk by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017

Monk 

A superior human thing that does nothing but be a monk; dais

Dais is a big monk

Monk by BigOlTom October 4, 2020

MONK 

Someone with obsessive compulsive disorder, or OCD. Based on the television character portrayed by Tony Shaloub.

(USA Network)

"Stop picking lint off of my shirt, Monk."

MONK by Julia Gulia January 16, 2004

monk 

a person who is religously devoted to either a)God, or b)his girlfriend. Some consider it being whooped or being a pussy, but to each his own.

He is such a monk, and I dont even know why..she aint that good looking.

monk by MONK!! December 17, 2003

monk 

Are you serious Monk means pussy, clique, or vagina

Hey girl now get off my dick and let me eat that monk

monk by peewee954 July 12, 2009

monk 

london rhyming slang for skunk (potent cannabis):

Harry Monk = Skunk

did you pick up any monk today, i'm clucking for a zoot

monk by M.CLej January 12, 2004