Magnolia The Masturbinator

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!

Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.

by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009

Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 9, 2010

mistering

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

by badgerboy May 28, 2006

Disturbing Trend DT

An online clothing company that features alternative and provocative printed clothing and the US distributor of Transmuter Boots.

"Disturbing Trend DT"

by DisturbingTrend September 5, 2009

Disturbing

Waiting until someone has been dead and gone for a long time to say something about them you could have said while they were alive is disturbing.

He/she had to be chicken shit to say somebody was disturbing to be around years after they died. Its disturbing that there are people who wait until somebody's not around to talk about how they were to be around.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Moisturzing Shot

When you cum in a girls vagina and then masturbate

I was screwing her then i gave her a Moisturzing shot!

by shotsex December 20, 2020

Masturbin

A person thats extremely good at masturbating, knows the in and outs, techniques, etc.

Person 1:Hey do you know why Ignacio stays so much at home?
Person 2:Yeah, i'll give you a hint, he's a real Masturbin

by Zetarro November 29, 2021