minnow

is the young guys who date cougars. Most are young and need some good sexin

damn i didnt know he was a minnow, that bitch is twice his age!!

by cha brah June 7, 2010

Minnowsplash

1. Meme Lord of the century
2. A jumping fish
3. A jittery friend

1. Person1: "Man your such a Minnowsplash" Person2: "Why thank you, you'll shall also be a Minnowsplash"
2. Person1: "Whoa look at that Minnowsplash!" Person2: "It's jumping so high!"
3. Person1: *Jumps at a breaking twig* Person2: "You're such a Minnowsplash man!"

by Pepper_The_Hipster May 11, 2016

minnow Stomper

A Man who is crushing or stepping on minnows with intense force.

That man is a minnow Stomper?

by Cameron Cummings January 11, 2021

Minnow

cat name. this cat loves everyone and is usually a tabby
he has green eyes. very sweet. good boy. is probably part dog but yk

“My cat’s name is Minnow. He’s a people guy.”

by gay insomniac June 15, 2022

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp November 27, 2015

mindows

An Apple based computer that has been reformatted to run Windows.

1. Usually for hipsters who want the fad of a Mac but want the function of a PC.

2. Computer geeks sometimes do this to troll the ones who are gullible enough to waste money on a Mac.

"Dude! Is that the new OS X on your MacBook?!"

"No man, its Windows 7."
"Oh, you're a Mindow user."

"My friend is so stupid, I actually convinced them to convert their MacBook Pro to Mindows"

by Castiel2 January 15, 2014

Mudd Minnow

When you put your limp penis in a butthole.

That girl got mudd minnowed last night.

by EstebonHayes May 13, 2016