minions

The most annoying un loving cancerous yellow piece of shits that you will ever lay your eyes upon. Their company keeps bringing them back based on their children fan base, but every time they come back they get even worse and worse. They are all over social media, people either think they are cute or the straight thinking normal ones thinks they are a fucking embarrassment. Now There are different kinds, there's a normal sized one that can either have one or two eyes that still looks like a piece of shit, there a long yellow penis looking ass, and there's a short fat ass. These fucking overall wearing, sponge bob penis looking, four eyed, dumb ass, little bitch, annoying one eyed ass hats are a disgrace of American society and the entire reputation of the human race.

Look at those yellow fuckers. Those minions make me sick.

by Iamsecretlyagerbil June 12, 2016

minion

A servant who always backs up what his leader has to say and/or always follows him around and repeats what his master says

Timmy's minion, Carlos Ortega will stop at nothing to serve Timmy.

by john Quesad August 8, 2009

Minion

Ugly, disgusting, childish anthropomorphic lemon tic tacs that make 3 year olds happy

Minions suck

by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016

minion

A minion is a confidence booster, someone to feed your ego, something you use until you find something better.

"Oh no...he's not my man, he's a minion."

by LuckyEmmie April 11, 2010

minions

• the spawns of Satan.

• also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?

The minions are taking over the US! They're everywhere!

by kacchan September 19, 2015

minion

a loyal and unquestioning servent, (usualy small) who does whatever the master asks, no matter what the hell it is. A minion is not considered an equal to anyone is striped of all pride and joy and is repeatedly downtrodden molested and beaten.

my friend made his minion eat his own feet off to show its loyalty.

by derk February 25, 2004

minions

minions are unsexual creatures who lost the opportunity to make real money by making real money with the website www.mymomislesbian.com which doesn't even exist therefore a waste of virtual space and of top of that they really think that the guy from youtube lazy ass stoner is not lazy.

Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit.

what are u smiling about, in this right moment there is somebody who is watching the movie minions and one day is going to deny the fact that he or she didn't watch that movie just so they can watch it toghether.

Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit but can he doit while whatching he movie minions? That would be dispicable

I'm not a minions, i have tattoos.

That minion forgot his pizza in the oven and now is blacker decker.

by bd boy of karate May 26, 2017