Skip to main content
A way of describing mince pie
"The food was minging !"

- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting
Minging by TimelessAsshole December 19, 2018
Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.
Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"
minging by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004
To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.
"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"
minging by Special K January 20, 2004
Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads
Down the pub and you drink till you drop
minging by Not-Telling-A-Soul June 23, 2005
Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!
minging by jebus November 20, 2003
(M)ucky (I)nept (N)o (G)ood - this is what ming means
minging by alan May 15, 2003