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midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.
OMG! She's midgeter than me!
by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013
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Midwestern Penguin

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.
by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015
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Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.
The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.
by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023
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Midwesterncore

Music that has a combination of punk, emo, or acoustic qualities, but carries the soul of the Midwestern States of the US.

This genre started gaining traction on a YT channel (Knightscast Studios) as a joke, but actually stuck.
A great example of bands that would be defined in the Midwesterncore genre are The Menzingers, The Gaslight Anthem, Pool Kids, Origami Angel, Banner Pilot, Polar Bear Club, Hot Water Music, Sincere Engineer, and even some Bumpin' Uglies tunes.
by 2Boisnation September 26, 2023
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Fat Midwestern Whore

It is what it sounds like
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*

Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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Midwesterner

Midwesterners:
- enjoy tacky (charming) items
- are always prepared for cold weather
- listen to A Prairie Home Companion
- are too nice
- Say bag like 'beg'
- Wear flannels
- cross-country ski
Midwesterners find mugs with kittens on them charming instead of tacky.
by flapjack123 December 16, 2010
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midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.
by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006
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