Merkin

1. A term for a pubic wig

2. A fake hair replacement for around the genital region. People often shave the area and then replace the pubic hair with a stylish Merkin.

3. Invented in the 1800's when prostitutes would shave their pubic hair due to genital lice. The Merkin would cover up this shame.
Corey Fitzgerald is the self proclaimed King of Merkin's due to inventing the device for affected prostitutes in 1868

4. An abusive term, an insult due to the natureof the item

"Mate, that guy is such a merkin"

by Scott Lyons February 26, 2008

merkinball

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single

my merkinball is huge

by JT February 10, 2004

merkin

Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.

Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!

by jackal8 July 31, 2005

merkin

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

by enitharmon March 17, 2005

merkin

In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.

Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?

by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012

merkin

A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.

"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.

by Fentress June 5, 2005

Merkistan

A place, like Nirvana, which is a state of mind, a meta-physical place, where someone is merked
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan

"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"

by Freddie Th December 9, 2008