Melker

A guy... maybe?

oh look. its melker. he's a guy... maybe?

by TotallyNotHelga November 9, 2022

Melker Kreutz

He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

by Melfons November 11, 2020

Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

Milkers

Huge boobs, breasts, tiddies

Guy 1: look at the at&t lady HUGE MILKERS
guy 2: MILK

by LolMILK March 22, 2021

anime milkers

huge ol’ anime tits, when “anime tiddies” just doesn’t cut it

Carl: Hey melvin, you seen the absolute size of those anime milkers?
Melvin: sure have, CJ. They’re massive dawg!

by HentaiEnthusiast445 August 13, 2019

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

mommy milkers

mommy milkers means big boobs

"Damn girl.. Nice mommy milkers"
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by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ June 25, 2021