Melker

A really cool Guy who everyone loves.
He as a gigantic dick that girls loves.
And he is romantic and haves a lot of talents. And he is really good in school but he is a real badass

Ohhh that's melker why cant I be him

by Bros before hoes m8 January 16, 2017

Melker

A guy... maybe?

oh look. its melker. he's a guy... maybe?

by TotallyNotHelga November 9, 2022

Melker

If u are named melker then u have a very very vrey small pp and u are very dumb

Melker is dumb.

by Melkers Brother January 11, 2022