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Megalodon

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.
by simon warren November 17, 2003
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Megaman

An extremely popular side scrolling action game developed by the company Capcom (CAPsule COMputer is the official name). This game featured a boy named Rock (in Japan, the game is titled RockMan) dressed in a blue suit and helmet who fires plasma bullets at various robotic fiends. Rock eventually earned the title Megaman (or RockMan, for Japanese gamers). The ultimate goal of Megaman is to crush the evil forces of Dr. Albert Wily and his evil robot masters. A special feature of Megaman is to steal his opponent's weapon after defeating them in battle. This game has a large number of games and spin-offs based on this game.
After destroying Quick Man, Megaman absorbed his energy and created the Quick Boomerang.
by RBXfromdashow July 11, 2004
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megladon

a giant swag shark that eats whales in one bit, worships Sylvies, Catrinas, and Janelles, and doesn't give a fluck
all the megladons gatherd in the temple to worship their gods and eat a big whale dinner
by megladonlover elevendyseven December 31, 2014
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Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.
Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.
by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015
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megamoron

That megamoron in in the BMW just wrecked me.
by Paul Peterson December 14, 2008
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Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.
Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014
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Megamonothálamosaphobia

Mega (Greek): large
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear

Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.

To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".
Why does Kimmith look like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent soul that she sold to the Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?

Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.
by Valonia ventriNOsa October 4, 2018
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