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Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion
Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....
by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017
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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
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Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.
Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"
by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011
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Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.
Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.
by Margor the Great June 13, 2015
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staff meating

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Multi meating

(Verb) The act of two men penetrating a woman. A sexual act.
"Wow did you see those guys multi meating that chick?!"
by BobsIPA June 18, 2016
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