Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008

mattee grace

A girl with the name Mattee Grace is usually very outgoing. Loves to laugh and always making people laugh. She usually has plenty of people like her, but has only about 4 real bestfriends she hangs out with. She may come off as a very sexual person, but isn't that way at all. She's beautiful inside and out. She's doesnt like to admit it though. Once you meet her, you will never forget nor regret it!

Loving, caring, sweet, funny, Mattee Grace

by I'm ya girl from washingtonnnn October 9, 2013

Matt Maltese

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋

hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙

by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022

Maltese Proposal

When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.

"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."

"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."

by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018

mattise

Mattise is the kind of girl who likes you or doesn't like you. She has a couple of super close friends who she loves and will cherish for her whole life. She loves meeting new people. She is very thin and she is super good at whatever sport she tries to play. Shes always running around and never gives up. She has a great personality and everyone would want to be friends with an mattise. She isn't too popular but still has good friends. If someone is going through a rough tijme with their friends, mattise will always let them into there friend group. May I add, she throws the best parties. Shes a super fun peppy girl and if you ever come across a mattise, tell them they are awesome and that you love them, because they deserve an compliment. Don't ever leave a mattise alone in a room, they will destroy something. Mattises are the greatest friends to have, so do not lose them.

Person 1: Look at the new girl, she looks nice
Person 2: Yea I wonder what her name is
Person 1: I bet it is something original, like Mattise

by brit68945 December 18, 2019

Maltese Falcon

A falcon from Malta

Maltese Falcon

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021

Maltese Terrier

A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.

Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....

by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006