Mattea

(Muh-Tay-Uh)

N. A huge MUSE fan

Man, there are so many Matteas at this MUSE concert!

by Johnathen Pressley August 2, 2010

Mattea

A girl that loves when people take random of photos of her. Also she likes the word vsco and cats. She’s got a flat booty but still gets sausage. When boys she her they’re like d*mn is that Mattea.

Dude you know I wanna get myself a Mattea

by Potatop November 8, 2017

Mattea

Mattea's are ass-holes.

"Mattea is a ass-hole."

by Mattie Tacos October 25, 2017

Mattieballer

A kid who balls all day at Counter-Strike 1.6!

Ya that kid over there playing CS, he's a Mattieballer!

by Scott trys hard January 21, 2011

Mattback

A large fatty growth that makes your back and head look like they are one solid piece. Often it makes you walk like a penguin.

Move, your Mattback is covering the sky.

by Jebuscriph March 12, 2008

Mattbag

When something/someone is overly dirty.

wow you look like a real mattbag today

by Loubear :) April 1, 2009

mattea legs

When you or someone else is running either in gym class or spare time, and you notice their or your legs are jiggling like jello.

My, I've got mattea legs going on!

by iamwickedsick12 May 8, 2009