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Massacrate

To remove ones penis/scrotum/testicles, then affix said penis/scrotum/testicle(s) to
ones forehead with staples or supeglue.
The massacrate(or): I'ma chop you dick off and stick it on yo forehead. fuck yo couch.
by Psycho Magician April 23, 2009
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mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.
Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.
by ModjoMan September 1, 2017
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Manabate

To masterbate with steel wool and freeze your wang with liquid nitrogen and then cut it off then use it as a dildo in a girls asshole
Manabate is good on rainy days
by pedro vasquez96 June 28, 2010
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masabate

slang for chocking the rope, or strengthing your belief in god, god is the all mighty
that new sink and line fucking rocks my dildo pole. masabate
by disatberation_mah_facka November 20, 2006
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Massivate

More massive then massive.
To massively massivate a more massive massive.
by Buttah Johnson November 18, 2003
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massaulted

the big gay policeman pulled me over an went hip skippity when he molsaulted my virgin ass
by stumpy299 March 17, 2003
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mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.
In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!
by ya im jewish October 8, 2005
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