While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.
While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.
The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."
Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.
While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.
The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."
Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.
Turn off Martyrdom!
by -Rogue- September 30, 2009
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"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
by HPiddy December 23, 2009
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mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
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Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
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To voice discontent (or moan) over a situation or event etc.
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To state when someone is moaning or poking fun at someone who is moaning
To voice discontent (or moan) over a situation or event etc.
or
To state when someone is moaning or poking fun at someone who is moaning
Jo has ben told by hs mother to do tidy his room
Jo: Martarpa!!! -.-
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"Oh dude, my Girlfriend was all like Martarpa at me for staying out late."
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Bob: Man I just did an epic fail!!!
Jo: *lol* Martarpa!!! :P
Jo: Martarpa!!! -.-
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"Oh dude, my Girlfriend was all like Martarpa at me for staying out late."
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Bob: Man I just did an epic fail!!!
Jo: *lol* Martarpa!!! :P
by Shadow Demon May 10, 2010
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