ManFist Destiny

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.

"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

by GROSSFATGUY420 April 11, 2010

mannish

adj.> describes a person or their behavior that is sexual in nature. usually refers to females, but used to describe male behavior as well.

My girlfriend asked me if she could watch me take a shower, and I told her she was real mannish.

by akfreak January 16, 2008

Mannis Race

A game invented whilst drunk involving 4 opponents racing to the top of a large climbing frame made of rope (original Mannis collesium found in Palmerston North, New Zealand). The winner is the first to the top and is then dubbed "The Mannis".
Note: Competitors may only compete in the sport if they have consumed a minimum of 15 beers.

"In the weekend I tanked up on booze and won Mannis race, I am the Mannis"

by The Knife October 9, 2006

manfist

term used when discussing the foreplay of fingerbanging often followed with the gesture of sticking your fist through your other hand.

guy 1: dude, i totally manfisted that shit last night!!

guy2: sweet!!, bet that had her ready to go

by matt42383 December 16, 2008

mannish

exhibiting masculine traits or appearances, usually of a brutish nature.

Her laughs are so mannish; slapping the table as she cackles loudly.

by hollyw August 27, 2013

Manistique

1. A small, blue-collar, backwater, redneck, white-bred, secluded, good-for-nothing, hopeless, po-dunk, white-trash, rumor-filled, racist, failing, squalid, repulsively unattractive slum with a stagnant, sluggish, utterly hopeless, inactive economy with no chances of improving itself.
2. A very bad place to live.

"You have lived an utterly repulsive and secluded life, what are ya? From Manistique or something?"

by serpentine belt April 3, 2003

manist

A manist is similar to a feminist. But they mock feminism and put it into a mans perspective, as a joke, like how feminists always try to make females more equal where manists try to make men more equal.

Im fighting for male equality, i am a proud manist

by Manist March 28, 2015