facebook manners

common standards of etiquette to be followed on facebook...can vary from person to person, but generally held by consensus.

d00d! you just deleted my birthday pics from your facebook...and i don't have a copy! where's your facebook manners?

by krist0ph3r October 29, 2009

Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.

“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

lose your manners

to fart or pass gas or to expel gas from your buttocks

Ooo Mr. Saint, you need to stop in the hall to lose your manners! This room stanks.

by Sanja, Katie and Grant November 1, 2007

mannory glands

when a guy has big boobs.

Look at the mannory glands on that fella.

by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

mangery

The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.

-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.

by Roadrash March 15, 2011

i-mannered

Those persons who are under the impression that their ability to communicate continuously with others is far more important than anything else in their lives. They poke at their i-gadgets endlessly while completely ignoring those persons around them.

Susie is certainly one of the i-mannered. She has been glued to her i-phone for over an hour.

by purebill February 2, 2014

mannerschnupfen

A man who is slightly sick, although acting like he is about to die.

From the German word Männerschnupfen.

Wife! I am soo sick.
Get your shit together, you only got mannerschnupfen

by SeGerman April 3, 2016