make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."

Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.

by zabazuve-ha December 4, 2007

Make Me Squirt

Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.

Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).

Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.

Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.

by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

make me juice

The same as in to make someone cum.

"I told her to make me juice and she did and it got all over the floor!"

by crystalsaurusrex November 2, 2007

Make me a sandwich

A request by an impolite hungry person

"MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"-mr. cockface
"Make it yourself ."-mr. boobhead

by a failed attempt March 6, 2020

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers March 3, 2007

make me good

1. To suck down a guy
2. To take all the jizz out of a mans fine penis
3. To give oral pleasures

Hey wanna make me good?
What's that
Giving some bomb dome

by Sassychica November 21, 2013

Make me green

Someone who makes you feel sick

"Kyra you actually make me green as fuck" Clayton said with a vigorous tone.

by Nooie June 7, 2017