Bob Malcolm

A phrase to describe a situation where a male has been with a female but did not achieve sexual intercourse.

Neil - "So Grant, bang that slag last nite?"
Grant - "Nah, i got Bob Malcolmed!"

by Zante06 December 18, 2007

Malcolm Butler

To save one from failure at the last minute. Malcolm Butler is known for intercepting a pass on the goal line from Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, as the Seahawks were heading to score a game-winning touchdown near the end of Super Bowl XLIX.

The Seahawks were down 28-24 with 28 seconds left, one yard away from the end zone. Russell Wilson passes but is intercepted by Patriots cornerback Malcolm Butler, saving the Patriots from a late-game scare, giving them their fourth Super Bowl Championship.

Jim: I really need to bring up for my English grade before the exam
*gets a 98*
Jim: I just Malcolm Butler'd myself!

by jab31401 June 9, 2016

mancold

An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.

Have you seen Uzz lately? No, I haven't, he's had a mancold for weeks.

by moniquedeco July 27, 2010

malcolm 1466

Malcolm 1466 is a rival you-tuber of PewDiePie. He makes videos and games insulting PewDiePie. Though Malcolm tries his hardest, you can tell that the Pewds does not give a fuck.

Malcolm 1466: I 'ate fucking pewdiepie! pewdiepie is ofospech and I 'ate pewdiepie. because pewdiepie sucks and, em, sucks. Fanboy sucks, pewdiepie sucks. I hate fucking pewdiepie. Don't call me fat, because your fat too. Bitch.
PewDiePie: (with somber music playing) You were the chosen one!
Malcolm 1466: I 'ate you!

by thatsaclownquestion June 5, 2016

Malcolm X

1. A man widely regarded as one of the most revolutionary and politically powerful black nationalist leaders of the 1960s. His powerful, if sometimes racist and misdirected, thoughts and speeches continue to shape the direction of Afro-American thought.

Here's a trite bio from the Net for those interested:

"Born Malcolm Little, his father (a minister) was killed by the Ku Klux Klan. He begins his adult career a hustler, pimp and gangster, and later while in jail discovered the Nation of Islam writings of Elijah Muhammad. He preaches the teachings with a distinct anti-white slant when let out of jail to wide acclaim, but later on goes on a pilgrimage to the city of Mecca, there he converts to the original Islamic religion and becomes a Sunni Muslim. He changes his name to El-Hajj Malik Al-Shabazz and stops his anti-white teachings. He dies via assasination."

Malcolm X would be turning in his grave right now, Clarence Thomas.

by scholarette September 22, 2004

Malcolm

Malcolm is the most funniest guy you will come across he can be annoying sometimes but he is the most truthful friend in your life. He is also sexy he will get any girl any day. Malcolm love the wild life and love to adventure out the out back. Never get on his bad side because he gets really Angry and is not afraid to punch you. But he won’t punch a girl.

Most sexy guy out there he is a malcolm

by ThAt-_-TwIn June 18, 2019

Malcolm in the Middle

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.

On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.

by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008