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very strange girl who has many encounters with extra terrestrials, often by the name of "zenon." she is often plagues by the presence of pleghm in her thorax/ gerneral esophogus area. she enjoys pretending to be of other races, and is not caucasion. she has a weird hairline and is "ghetto" and likes to break it down. her large breasts get in the way of her attempt to fit in with the norm. shes got hott friends. she is the sissy duckling of the world. she says "lol" and meanz it. <3333333333333333333
DAMN SHE IS SUCH A MICOL!!!!!!!
Micol by beckyshuman123 June 23, 2009
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A big dick, African American male that’s dates a female by the name of Taylor.
Wow that dude is totally a micol
NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic

Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)

The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY YOU JUST ATTEMPTED A MICOL DUDE
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was just for fun. There's no way I could ever do the fm lul???
Dude 1: Yeah LOL you gotta be an actual god to do that
Micol by baykun June 19, 2021

meredith mickleson 

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee
Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

microLenat 

The unit of bogosity. Abbreviated mL in ASCII. Consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use. The microLenat, originally invented by David Jefferson, was promulgated as a ribbing of the famous computer scientist Doug Lenat by a tenured graduate student at CMU. Lenat had failed the student on an important exam because the student gave only "AI is bogus" as his answer to the questions.
While watching a demonstration of the Cyc expert system, my bogometer redlined and then exploded. In its place was a hole in the space-time continuum caused by an epic excess of bogosity, which is believed to have measured 1,000,000 microLenats.

mccollister 

A gentleman who has no balls, lacks a spine, and shows many distinct characteristics of a fragile snowflake.
Tony was crying after being tackled in a football game. He is such a Mccollister.
mccollister by JudasMcCollister March 23, 2017