maicol
Maicol get all the bitches he want . He is el chema that's why all bad bitches wanna have sex with him. Maicol have a big dick and the also the best cartel in the world.
maicol by Thebigboss23 March 14, 2017
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Malcolm’s Law
Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.
“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”
Malcolm’s Law by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016
Malcolm Turnbull
Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.
Malcolm Turnbull by masterboom November 17, 2016
Malcolm Young
Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.
bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great
Malcolm Young by Holly - AC/DC freak July 22, 2006
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.
Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.
Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.
Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.
Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.
Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?
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Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
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Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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