Maastricht Effect

A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.

Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...

Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.

by bobhater June 30, 2010

Maestro

-Dude, friend, bro, brotha, my man.
-Greetings in singular and or plural. There you are! Hi everyone!

"Maestro, check this girl out!"
"Maestro, let's get drunk!"
"Maeeestro! - Ohh heyy Brad!"
"Show up to party and say out loud Maaestro!"

by Common Sense Moderate July 15, 2015

Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.

He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.

by xtian December 2, 2005

No Mestriq March (NMM)

No Mestriq March, or NMM, Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off because other girls aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true Girliness.

Hey, have you heard of No Mestriq March (NMM) ?
No, what's this?
NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off

by gosho_kvadrata November 19, 2021

maestro

The distinguished gentleman who takes a shit on a bon fire.

This bon fire is getting old. Hey Johnny, spice it up maestro!

by gRip October 8, 2006

Mastrigate

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

gago na maestro

Gago na maestro is a Hiligaynon term that refers to an extremely bad mannered professor. Such reference will be caused by: (1) Not giving out removal exams because the students went to an educational tour, and a national conference, (2) Expecting students to come to him frequently "na parang nililigawan". And (3) Being kalbo

1. Si Nolan daw gago na maestro
Translation:
1. Nolan is a bad mannered professor.

by auburnel June 14, 2019