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mazeda

Such an amazing girl, she's powerfull, bold, confident and isn't a "typical girl". This makes it seem like shes rude, but shes cute, soft, sweet once you get to know her. She loves anime, she's obsessed, she justs wants a loving, sweet amazing partner, best friend, husband and person in her life. Like Sugawara from haikyuu. Shes everything, she always tried to keep a smile around everyone. She's the best person ever, for advice, or anything.
"Mazeda is so nice, how does she do it? "

"I don't know, but Mazeda is an angel from heaven."
by ! I ONLY SPIT FACTS! October 17, 2020
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FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!
by DANfan February 20, 2005
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maize

Maize means "Bread" in Latvian.
Karsta maize = Hot bread
Maize ar sieru = Bread with cheese
by vanetz August 17, 2004
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Mazed

!. There Is Something Blocking The Mind From Thinking or Physically From Acting

2. Amazed At What Just Happened Instantly
1. Did You See That Man Hit Her Yeah I Would Of Kicked His Ass If I Wasn't So Mazed.

2 The Train Mazed My Thought's As It Almost Hit Me
by Past Death March 4, 2010
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Maizeshit

The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.
Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.
by Aphish December 16, 2009
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mazed

cummed, orgamised
Grum mazed on me and the bed sheets
by skaterj666 October 5, 2010
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maimed

ugly, busted permanently injured in the face (not to be confused with main bitch)
is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your maimed bitch?
by DJ Canon November 23, 2009
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