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Maizeshit 

The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.
Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.
Maizeshit by Aphish December 16, 2009
Words you can keep
Something that is makeshift, but still incredibly bad. An obvious failure to improvise successfully. If "Man vs Wild" was remade starring Donald Trump, he would end up sleeping in a lot of Makeshit shelters.
Chris: "I ran out of bread, so I used graham crackers for my sandwich instead. It was awful."

Simon: "Sounds like a pretty makeshit lunch."
Makeshit by Orroggo November 6, 2011

MineShit 

Taking a shit and playing Minecraft at the same time
Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "MineShit"
Person 1: "Whats that"
Person 2: "Shitting and playing Minecraft"
MineShit by Jandel February 10, 2014

makeshitup.com

NOT A REAL SITE...
this is more like a gag joke that was started recently at my college.

place to cite sources that you have made up.
Edward: Everybody knows that 94.6% of all precentages are made up on the spot, my source is makeshitup.com.

Class: <LOL>
Teacher: Good argument.

mateshit 

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.
Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor
mateshit by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009
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