Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

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Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

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The French Monarch

A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.

Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"

by z4sniper September 4, 2019

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