merkin

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

by U-Tard December 30, 2008

Merkin

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

by Leonard Interocitor March 22, 2011

Merkin

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

by cheekypete August 30, 2011

Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 21, 2009

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004