Definitions by SWEETIEPIE

merkin 

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

merkin by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

Don

the sweetest, bestest, nicest, sexiest, hottest, most loveable guy in the world.

Don is the loml and he rox my sox.

Don by sweetiepie April 22, 2005