the sweetest, bestest, nicest, sexiest, hottest, most loveable guy in the world.
Don is the loml and he rox my sox.
A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.