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Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.
Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008
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melania karina

Mexican female raised in the USA, skinny hard headed bombshell, in fact her head is as hard as a olmec head, hard to move, not even time will change it , she rarely looses her cool and when confronted she denies everything and pretends that everything is fine. She won't speak Spanish even when she says she loves her hispanic heritage. She almost lost her Virginity once with her mexican ex boyfriend but now, she is saving the rest for an all american soldier boyfriend because she dreams of having 10 half white babies and also hopes to change her immigration status.
Melania Karina's dad won't teach her how to drive because her boyfriend can take her anywhere she wants.
by TabascoSauce February 18, 2019
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melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"
by Codfish4 January 10, 2025
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Donald and Melania

A married couple that are rarely seen together.
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.
"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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A melania

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize
Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways
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