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drastic measure

An extreme act that anyone can perform, pertaining to any situation.
Any and all of us here are capable of taking a drastic measure.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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For good measure

In addition to something that has already been done.
I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.
by cpetkunas December 25, 2019
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Foley Measure

1) A drink in a pint glass which consists of half a pint of spirits and half a pint of mixer (possibly counting cider as a mixer).

2) A measure of how far in a woman's G-spot is.
1) "Woah, that tank over there has got a Foley Measure!"
2) "GINA'S G-SPOT is 8 INCHES IN!"
by tudor h March 26, 2011
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If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019
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bust out that tape measure

1). Usually said in big dick pornos, the female is often taken in pictures where she is measuring her male actors penis. This does not apply to Asian males in porn, i repeat, does not apply to Asian males.

2). List of pornos that often have picture of of adult actresses with the TAPE MEASURE:
-Insanecockbrothers
-Pornstarslikeitbick
-MilFslikeitbig
-MonstersOfcock
-freaksOfcock
Female Pornstar: wow, your cock is so huge, i got to see how long it is.

Male Pornstar: well then, bust out that tape measure and we'll find out. =)
by Zach Mason January 28, 2008
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dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.
"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"
by oracle October 5, 2004
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Tape Measure Dick

A dick so large it demands a measurement.
"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''
by jodedorez October 20, 2010
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