measurebation 

To derive pleasure from obtaining or analyzing measurements

Joe: I think it needs to go three millimeters your way...
Frank: Stop that measurebation, just set it down!

measurebation by oggfile June 11, 2008

Measurebator 

(in photography): Someone, almost always a guy, who gets so caught up in the technical specs of a camera to the point of endlessly repeating stats in numerous online forum postings and arguing which camera is better solely on specs; who conversely almost never takes any pictures.

"Did you hear Phil got a new camera?"

"Of course I did, how could I not? That measurebator has been spewing nothing but megapixels and JPG and RAW and other crap ever since he got it. The only way to shut him up is to ask to see a photo he's taken with it."

Measurebator by sbphotographer April 2, 2010

Measuremation 

To gather qualitative and quantitative data at the same time, weighting both as equally important. To gather measurements and information.

Our management team created this word after several discussions on which information was going to be the most important in reviewing what our customer values. After several chocolate in my peanut butter discussions, we said we needed to gather measurements and information and placed measuremation in our strategic plan.

Measuremation by Charles Geo November 25, 2009